1. Homework
Teacher – What did your ship give you?
Students – Leather
Teacher – What did cow give you?
Students – Milk
Teacher – What did nature give you?
Students – Beauty
Teacher – What did Historians give you?
Students – Homework
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2. Secret tip
Best friend – What should I keep as a password?
Me – Keep whatever you like the most.
Best friend – I like many things. Can you give me options?
Me – I have one suggestion. Keep password as “password” and follow hint as “password is a password, no hints.” Every time you check for clues, you would get the password.
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3. Come To Manchester Street
Girlfriend – Hi baby, what you are doing?
Boyfriend – Nothing much, where are you?
Girlfriend – I am Manchester Street. I am waiting for the bus.
Boyfriend – It’s raining now. Is somebody there?
Girlfriend – No there is nobody. Please come.
Boyfriend reached the place, and there was really nobody over there.
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